***Critics Agree*** IT'S THE FEEL GOOD FAMILY SITE OF THE YEAR!
........Here it is! Our personal little demented moral and manner devoid corner of the pseudo universe lofting out here in cyberspace.What the heck brings you here anyway?
FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN?
Perhaps you have come to take a short break from exercis...er, deleting your Porn mail...got lost cyber shopping for that inflatable friend , were simply doing random searches for "Gravy and Electric"? Or even.... GOD forbid! **take a deep breath**... You actually came here on purpose? At any rate we are interrupting your productive time...lucky for you that your boss is at lunch.....we promise to pay you back in your next life....
MONEY AND TRUTH IN ADVERTISING $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
...Whatever the case, your curiosity got the best of you , you've clicked here and now we've got in the bank , the lousy .33 cents that your click earned us towards the next quarterly revenue check....Ha!!... and mom said being a musician would never pay the bills.
Please! remember to click here DAILY , as our guitarist has stuff in hock and hasn't consumed a vegetable as part of his regular diet in weeks.
I can almost see that puzzled look upon your mug that says... What exactly "THE hell" is an "Electric Roast Beef Gravy Experiment" anyway? And that is a very good question! NOW! Here is your ultimate chance to use that levity of yours, interact with us a bit and win yourself a swell PRIZE. Just post your answer or snappy rhetoric (100 words or less) to the comments section. We are giving away a FREE roast beef to the person who can come up with the snappiest most creative answer. BEEF...it's not just for breakfast anymore!
No , Not Really , It's just a joke , settle down Bevis.....
REPENT, REPENT, REPENT FROM ETERNAL DAMNATION!!
You heard that right! As part of a special promotional introductory offer, when you purchase the "E.R.B.G.E." compact disc you get an escape from eternal damnation card free inside every disc. As part of a special limited time offer with Satan Inc. we have agreed to offer your soul in exchange for our success. We just felt that this whole crossroads theme needed a slightly new twist to it....pretty cool eh?
What?? You say you can't live without the "E.R.B.G.E." compact disc? Then just shoot us E-mail and we will be glad to make you one or just send you a blank one , they double quite nicely as beverage coasters!!!
GROUPIES : )
So you would you like to be an official E.R.B.G.E. Groupie? We are really looking for some interaction here to make this a fun place to visit so it's as simple as this, just submit your explicit photos taken with your favorite hunk of meat or scrawl somewhere on your body , our logo, hell, we aren't picky, hold up a sign if you have to....draw it on your sleeping naked grandmother's cellulite in lipstick...We don't care, let's get creative!!! just get the advertising in there any way you see fit and we'll post your submission here to the site...and not to worry , we have a shiny new package of black bars for those nipple alerts!
Got some stuff you think would fit in here at the Electric site? A funny story? A demented song you've created? funny wavs? humerous pictures? Dont be shy! Send that puppy this way and we'll consider posting it here. This is some unplowed territory we are forging here, so help us make this "THE" site to see... Get submissive on us sucka!
This is just some funny songs and clips and assorted strangeness that the guys from DOSE , some friends and other prozac dependant albeit slightly demented individuals have managed to weave , staple , and paste together in their free time in between trying to end world hunger and mending tensions in the middle east. These are mostly works in progress that we thought would be fun to post up and update as the projects move along. You may hear an entirely different version of a song the next time you click here. Be sure to check the lyrics section for our witty liner notes on each of the songs and try and guess what was in the brownies on that day. The facts ramain the same , only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
DIRTY STREAMS ! @ $ & $ % ? ! @ & * # ! * $ ? @ ! ? !
Just a brief note that the streaming quality really bows on its knees to fillatio here, when you stream the songs they WILL sound distorted , muffled and we will appear to "suck badly" so your best bet is to download the mp3 version.... yeah *sigh* I know how long THOSE take! Just relax...take a break, pick your toenails or alphabetize the letters in your soup while waiting. The upside to MP3 is that we will then "suck badly" in lush hi-fi stereo!! WHAT?? You don't know how to do mp3? Just click the button stupid!!
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